Toni admits that she's the "poster child for bad jeans." Even Toni's seventh graders could teach her a thing or two about fashionable denim. She says she recently intercepted a note her students were passing around the classroom that made fun of her flat butt.

With those high-waisters, Stacy says Toni may not even need a bra!

How can Stacy solve this denim dilemma that deserves after-school detention? »